The Sonia Show

mood: moderately neato

Yeah, so, it’s time for some random thoughts.

I went to yoga two nights in a row this week. I am the queen of my yoga mat. I rule!

Just like every other 30-something woman in America, I have plans to see “Sex and The City” opening night with a gaggle of ladies. I’m really looking forward to it. Of course, I will have a few cosmos prior to the film. It’s very appropriate. I hope bars nationwide are stocking up on the fixin’s for cosmos. I saw on “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” last night that more than 2,000 women were turned away from the premiere of “Sex and The City” at Radio City Music Hall.

Note to single men: If you have half a brain, then go see this movie. That’s where all the ladies are going to be, and a majority of them are going to be single. Of course, if you are in “Sex and The City” on opening night, women will probably think you are gay. Maybe you should just hang out in the bars around the movie theaters and hit on any lady who orders a cosmo. You might get lucky.

Mmmm, red raspberries for breakfast. My obsession with eating fruit continues …

I’m developing a bit of a crush on Keith Olbermann. I just think he is smart and, well, awesome.

So, the two-hour finale of “Lost” is tonight, but I’m going to hold off on watching it until Saturday. My sister and I are going to watch it together. This shows incredible restraint on my part. I’m hoping that no one ruins it for me before then!

My office buddy Stacey and her girlfriend are looking for a new place. Of course, I referred them to property manager extraordinaire Marvin, who showed them a one-bedroom this morning. Stacey said it was just OK, so they are going to keep looking; however, Marvin will keep them posted if they have another opening. This is the second awesome tenant I’ve sent Marvin’s way. I think he needs to start giving me a commission or knocking some dollars off my rent.

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