Home
Sonia the Jedi, The Blue Sonia Show, The Sonia Idol Show, The Sonia Show, Sonia Show in the Cube, The Sonia Show in SF, The Homer Show, The Sonia Show on the Road, The Sonia Show At The Movies, The Sonia Sketch Show, The Sonia Simpson Show, The Sonia Show updated

Phantom Menace and American Idol

Yeah, so, it was opposite night on “American Idol.” Singers that I’m usually indifferent to were my favorites of the night, while the singers I usually enjoy stunk up the stage.

 

The final six took on the songs of Andrew Lloyd Weber, and I was surprised by how good Carly and Syesha were. Syesha, in particular, was obviously in her element, although she hit a few bum notes … not that anyone noticed. And, even though she got a little McScreamy in the middle and flubbed a lyric, Carly rocked “Jesus Christ Superstar.”

 

I have to wonder though, why didn’t Rocker David, Brooke or the Dreaded One take Weber’s songs and make them their own like they usually do? Instead, they performed them straight up, and, well that didn’t work out so well for Brooke and the Dreaded One. Come on, even Little David took a song from “Phantom of the Opera” and made it all pop ballad-y.

 

Rocker David was pretty good, but I would have preferred to see him rock it up, but oh well. I loved that Weber told him to sing the song more sultry, but it appears that David confused sultry with sleepy. Didn’t he look like he was going to nod off in the middle of his performance?

 

And Brooke, poor, sweet, nice Brooke. She was waaaay out of her element here. She’s Carly Simon. She’s Carole King. She’s not Broadway. Her performance last night was, well, not so great. I didn’t care that she started over. As usual, Paula reminded everyone that she is a brain-dead retard after chastised Brooke for starting over, when a month or so ago, when Brooke did the same thing while singing “Every Breath You Take” on the piano, Paula applauded her for it. Like I said: Retard.

 

So, I suspect the bottom two will be the Dreaded One and Brooke with Brooke going home. I like Brooke. I think she’s great, but I think we all know she was never going to win this thing.

 

Tarot.com says …

Libra: Relationships can be the primary source of pleasure now, yet they may put pressure on other areas of your life, such as your career. Your ruling planet Venus, in your 7th House of Partners, is being stressed by aggressive Mars, provoking headstrong action. Taking a more philosophical approach can ease the stress on you and everyone else involved.

 

Comments

(Anonymous)

?

ok so if paula is sooo stupid then how come shes super famous and super rich since over 20 years, and you are not? hmm

Re: ?

Because I don't want to be. Duh.

Re: ?

Wait, being super rich and super famous makes you smart? Really? Seriously? Wow. That response reminds me of the idiots during the tryouts who get upset when they suck and try to call Simon out for not being able to sing...well Simon is not trying to be a singer and Sonia is not trying to be Paula Abdul. What an idiotic comment. Plus Sonia is super-fabulous already. She don't need the fame!

Re: ?

HA! Thank you, Dave! I have no idea who this person is, but it's obviously someone who doesn't know me.