The Sonia Show

Yeah, so, it's 80s night and the feeling right. Oh yes, it's 80s night, oh what a night ...

Let's get right into the guys on "American Idol."

"Idol" producers are asking all the singers what was their most embarrassing moment is. They are making made it all too easy for mockin'.

The plain brown Luke Wilson of "Idol," Luke Menard, thinks his sister dressing him up as a girl when he was a kid was his most embarrassing moment. Little did he know his most embarrassing moment would occur minutes later on the "Idol" stage when he sang "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." It was so bad-bad. Time for him to go-go. Sorry, folks, I couldn't resist.

Little David talked about his most embarrassing moment, but it was something lame and I already forgot it. I think he should be embarrassed that he picked such a boring Phil Collins song, the one about the homeless or something. Yawn. Randy said it was nice and Paula said it's good that he hit wrong notes (?) to show he's not perfect. SHUT UP PAULA! "Good job on not hitting the right notes." You are such a tool! Little David is so serious. I wonder if he's ever seen "Superbad," or does he sit around with good nanny Brooke and talk about how they've never seen a rated R movie?

Danny Noriega did "Tainted Love." It wasn't perfect, but that's why Paula should love it, right? I kinda liked it, because it was different. I still believe this kid can sing. I wish he would pick a song that really showed it off.

Gay stripper David says his most embarrassing moment was doing a photo shoot with a booger hanging out of his nose. Yeah, right. I'm pretty sure his most embarrassing moment is the story about the fact that he worked as a gay stripper that hit all the websites this week. Not that there's anything wrong that. He was trying to hide it, so obviously he is embarrassed by it. He sang "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" by Celine Dion. So, who didn't know he was gay? It was really uneven. He was so good last week, so this is disappointing. Honestly, the guy are suckin' it this week ... so to speak.



Hot Aussie channels his "Breakfast Club" on and sings "Don't You (Forget About Me)". "Hey Simon, does Barry Manilow know that you are raiding his wardrobe?" The singing is OK, and the guy has that rock star persona down. I won't lie, I love looking at him.

Funny lookin' rocker David straps on the guitar and sings a rock version of Lionel Richie's "Hello." Hello, he needs to singing the Me First and the Gimme Gimmes version! That would rule. David's take is OK, too, though. I'm not going to run out and download it, but I did enjoy it. I didn't love it as much as the judges, but considering how much the guys have been suckin' it tonight, it soars by comparison.

The dreaded one, Jason Castro, goes for his Little David "Imagine"-moment with "Hallelujah." Much like Little David's "Imagine," it lacked the power and the feeling behind it. It was pretty good though.

Chikezie takes on Whitney Houston's "All The Man That I Need" but seeing as how he's not Gay Stripper David, Danny Noreiga or Little David he changes the words to "All The Woman That I Need." It started out rough, but, as Randy would say, he worked it out. I've said it before, I like Chikezie because he's got that old school R&B voice that I love. I think he's good, dammit.

So, I think my faves of the night were Hot Aussie, Funny lookin' rocker David, the Dreaded One and Chikezie.

So, who's going home? Definitely Luke. Wake me up when he go-goes. The second one is tough. It could be Danny Noreiga, because it wasn't great. It could be gay stripper David because it wasn't great either.