The Sonia Show

Yeah, so, tonight on "American Idol" Garrett "Leif Garrett clone" Haley and Colton "I look like Ellen DeGeneres" Berry got the boot on the guys' side, while Amy "What's her face" Davis and Joanne "Plus-Size Mode" Borgella got the boot on the ladies' side.

For the record, I predicted the two ladies correctly, but I missed the boot on the dudes. Of course, both of those guys totally suck ass, so I'm fine with them getting the ax.

The worst thing about the results show: Medleys. Terrible, dreadful, cheesy medleys. I suspect some of the contestants don't exactly love them either. I'm sure the rocker nurse isn't digging, which yet another reason to love her.

By the way, I think Ryan Seacrest thinks the more he repeats that this is "the most talented top 24 ever" that we will start to believe it. I don't believe it.